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jigsaw
02-18-2008, 09:06 AM
the word cunt is apparently the most offensive word in the engrish ranguage accolding to my dad just now citing some statistical relationship derived by an incredibly scientific process, so much so that it merited publishing in an acclaimed journal like ocr or la times.

anyways, i remember playing king's cup and somebody got the jack

which

if you play king's cup, when you get the jack you get to make a rule

you can also undo a rule, if somebody has made some f'd up rule you don't want to do

but that's your rule, and you lose your rule making privledges... although you can make a rule like i break all rules and that's just one rule to break more than rule but that's splitting hairs and i'm way off topic

so yeah, i remember this dude Matt, I call him Matt Buey, like booey, and he makes the rule that after everything you say you have to say in my pants.

like pass me that beer in my pants.

i like the way you look tonight, in my pants.

anyways, somebody gets another jack and they like the rule so much, they add on to it with "cuntbubble in my pants"

and it was kind of weird after that cuntbubble in pants you know what i mean cuntbubble in my pants.

lol cimp

anyways, the word cunt can be fun if you let it be

it's only as offensive as you let it be

liek sage francis says "i played both sides of the field, i was better at defense"

lol

cuntbubble

Dr_Girthinstein
02-18-2008, 02:43 PM
Also its a great way to get annoying ex-girlfriends to stop bugging you.

jigsaw
02-18-2008, 09:22 PM
i'm saying it doesn't have to be evil girthsteiner.

don't twist it back to the wackness bro.

Dr_Girthinstein
02-19-2008, 12:24 AM
i'm saying it doesn't have to be evil girthsteiner.

Who said anything about evil? That's a perfectly good use for the word. If anything, I gave a utilitarian aspect to it. Besides, you never met this bitch, she was nucking futz.

To get back on the topic at hand, according to the Upright Citizens Brigade School of Inprov Comedy (a highly prestigious institution I might add), the funniest thing that you can say on stage, and by that I mean the thing that will get the biggest crowd reaction, is CUNT PUNCH.

Now, I've never had Cunt Punch before, but I imagine it would go very well with a nice roast beef brisket sandwitch.

jigsaw
02-19-2008, 09:27 AM
O man, I used to have this gif where one of the dudes from Double Dragon, hits this bitch right in the crotch.

It was a total cuntpunch and hence full of lol and zomg.

Sorry I can't find it right now. I must have deleted it ftl.

Ge0m3tRiC
02-20-2008, 09:14 PM
http://tecnicalia.com/imagenes/www.ecetia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/falcon.jpg