Graph
06-08-2008, 07:39 PM
so for those of you that DON'T KNOW....Slinky went down last night...and yeah there was a considerable amount of people that missed out on it on account of sheer idiocracy.....
to start the night....Girthy, G, and myself acquired a hooker...but not just any hooker, a dead hooker. its ok though we didn't kill her, we found her that way, stowed here in the back of THE WIN VAN and went about our night....dope music all night, dead hooker stench didn't even register in our brains due to the awesomeness that was SLINKY. Great music, great people, horses and carriages, small cowboy people guiding people along tours into the unknown. YES IT WAS WIN and for all of those that didn't attend YOU FAILED.
Let me further go into it by saying once again...failure on all fronts by those that didn't go. Not even like failure, but like when you get held back your senior year for failing home ec style failure, straight retarded.
How does it feel to repeat your senior year once again because you can't cook spaghetti mutha fuggas....you can't even boil noodles, you don't even know what a pan is much less water to fill the pan. But thats ok, we had enough fun to capacitate for your empty void at the event. As a matter of fact, its better you didn't go, win wasn't for you guys, lose was surrounding you and making you breath clouds of dark, dank, fail. I bet your lungs hurt from such failure entering them.
Maybe next year you'll go, but probably not but thats cool we'll be there. Thinking about that time last year you didn't go and we won once AGAIN. How can you bear such a burden of failure above your heads? You can't, because that cloud is occupied by the 3 of us WINNERS and our awesomeness can't be fathomed by your tremendous amount of lose.
Slinky skeleton crew 2k8...Graph, G, Girthy....triple G bitches...GANSTERS, GOOD GOD! You all LOSE WITH SO MUCH LOSE I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT. I hate knowing you guys lose so bad and we win, thats your loss and we accept it, fucking losers!
to start the night....Girthy, G, and myself acquired a hooker...but not just any hooker, a dead hooker. its ok though we didn't kill her, we found her that way, stowed here in the back of THE WIN VAN and went about our night....dope music all night, dead hooker stench didn't even register in our brains due to the awesomeness that was SLINKY. Great music, great people, horses and carriages, small cowboy people guiding people along tours into the unknown. YES IT WAS WIN and for all of those that didn't attend YOU FAILED.
Let me further go into it by saying once again...failure on all fronts by those that didn't go. Not even like failure, but like when you get held back your senior year for failing home ec style failure, straight retarded.
How does it feel to repeat your senior year once again because you can't cook spaghetti mutha fuggas....you can't even boil noodles, you don't even know what a pan is much less water to fill the pan. But thats ok, we had enough fun to capacitate for your empty void at the event. As a matter of fact, its better you didn't go, win wasn't for you guys, lose was surrounding you and making you breath clouds of dark, dank, fail. I bet your lungs hurt from such failure entering them.
Maybe next year you'll go, but probably not but thats cool we'll be there. Thinking about that time last year you didn't go and we won once AGAIN. How can you bear such a burden of failure above your heads? You can't, because that cloud is occupied by the 3 of us WINNERS and our awesomeness can't be fathomed by your tremendous amount of lose.
Slinky skeleton crew 2k8...Graph, G, Girthy....triple G bitches...GANSTERS, GOOD GOD! You all LOSE WITH SO MUCH LOSE I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT. I hate knowing you guys lose so bad and we win, thats your loss and we accept it, fucking losers!