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G
12-14-2008, 04:56 PM
bay area history: first a bunch of pretentious east coast whiteys got sick of being new england fags and decided to move out west to san fran to get their opium on after several months of shooting indians

later they imported chinks and ni**ers to build railraods for them so they wouldn't ruin their suits on the next trip

then some generations later the pretentious new england fags gave birth to dirty hippies, who pissed of darky so much that my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

sm0ke
01-07-2009, 06:52 PM
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01-07-2009, 07:10 PM
bay area history: first a bunch of pretentious east coast whiteys got sick of being new england fags and decided to move out west to san fran to get their opium on after several months of shooting indians

later they imported chinks and ni**ers to build railraods for them so they wouldn't ruin their suits on the next trip

then some generations later the pretentious new england fags gave birth to dirty hippies, who pissed of darky so much that my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

You forgot the part when we elected Steve Urkel as main negotiator to poppinhontas.