My interview with God

[jigsaw]

I dreamed I had an interview with God.

�So you would like to interview me?� God asked.

�If you have the time� I said.

God smiled. �My time is eternity.�
�What questions do you have in mind for me?�

�What surprises you most about humankind?�

God answered...
�That they get bored with childhood,
they rush to grow up, and then
long to be children again.�

�That they lose their health to make money...
and then lose their money to restore their health.�

�That by thinking anxiously about the future,
they forget the present,
such that they live in neither
the present nor the future.�

"That they live as if they will never die,
and die as though they had never lived.�

God�s hand took mine
and we were silent for a while.

And then I asked...
�As a parent, what are some of life�s lessons
you want your children to learn?�

�To learn they cannot make anyone
love them. All they can do
is let themselves be loved.�

�To learn that it is not good
to compare themselves to others.�

�To learn to forgive
by practicing forgiveness.�

�To learn that it only takes a few seconds
to open profound wounds in those they love,
and it can take many years to heal them.�

�To learn that a rich person
is not one who has the most,
but is one who needs the least.�

�To learn that there are people
who love them dearly,
but simply have not yet learned
how to express or show their feelings.�

�To learn that two people can
look at the same thing
and see it differently.�

�To learn that it is not enough that they forgive one another, but they must also forgive themselves.�

Who is the best male popper?

� Boppin Andre �

And female?

� Pandora �

Who invented zip waves?

� I did, but I call them trace waves. �


"Thank you for your time," I said humbly.
"Is there anything else
you would like your children to know?"

God smiled and said,
�Just know that I am here... always.�

[King-of-Kurry]

That touched my heart, because their was so much truth there.

I loled at the last part tho.

[2(s)hawt]

that was kool bro

[rosita]

that was cool....: )

[paulywaulywasabear]

really awesome! was this really from your dream? btw, why is there a bunch of question marks?

[jigsaw]

I did not dream this bro, sorry to let you down. It's from a spiritual jokes forum of all places.

I remember when I first found out that Slug's parents really weren't dead, it was disappointing, but I got over it. lol


Now when my mother died I had to take it in stride
There ain't no room for pride in watching your father cry
And dad made it until maybe a year later
When they found his suicide inside of a grain elevator
Got over it, I had no other offers or options
Thought about whether or not mom and pop was watching
Never bothered with caution, no time for fear
Saw my folks carry fear for most my early years
And I learned from it, turned numb and ignored the storm
A burning sun waiting for the world to plummet
Finished growing up under my uncle's roof
He taught me how to count all the way up to 100 proof
From watching him I learned how to gather nourishment
Living off the different women that he had to nurture him
And on the surface I became a normal pre-teen
More afraid of nuclear war than snake bites and bee stings
My best friend was my TV
Game shows and cartoons substituted for puppies, rainbows, and balloons
Now here I am, the shy type, and I think I'm doing alright
Considering what it was like living my life

In an interview later he shared the following:
Tell me something people think they know about you that isn't really true.
http://geocities.com/jigsawcc/slug1.jpg

My parents are alive and well, and even proud of me. I get kids that come up to me and say, "My mom died, too," and that really, really sucks when that happens. I have to say, 'My mom's not really dead, dude.' You'd be surprised how many people get mad when they learn that. They're like, "Dude, you're not keeping it very real." You know, I'm just a rapper, it's just a song, don't take me too seriously.

[jigsaw]

Oh and the question marks were bullet point symbols on the original post and evidently this site interprets those characters as such.

[DocLock]

That was tite!!