Watching the Judges on ABDC talk...

[fromthetown]

Makes me wanna smash my balls with a rusty hammer.

I hate hating. I'm glad that show gives some real street-dancers a way to gain recognition. But, goddamn, all the "yo yo yo" bullshit from the judges makes Randy Jackson look like he has E-40's command of slang.

Out of respect for my balls, I will try to scan past the judges talking the next time i watch this show.

[fromthetown]

Okay, I just watched another performance and now I'm gay.

[fromthetown]

I thought the chick who devirginized me broke my heart when she fucked my brother...then I saw the Iconic Boys on ABDC.

[fromthetown]

Oh, fuck! I didn't skip the judges! Now my balls must pay.

[fromthetown]

Fail sauce!

I'm gonna kill myself. I'm serious. I'm watching some raggedy bitches with stripper poles fail all over my face!

[fromthetown]

Taiwan is up next.

[fromthetown]

Apparently 100% of Asians are gay.

[fromthetown]

Fuck.

RANDY JACKSON!

[Zoboomafoo]

lol

[inq87]

u mad?

[howardizzle]

instant noodles aren't gay.

[Zhane]

the show is rigged anyways, who cares.

[Ge0m3tRiC]

How mad? 1-10

[fromthetown]

I'm back.

Did you guys know Mario Lopez will beat the shit outta someone? I was fucking around at a legit boxing gym a while back and saw ML going rounds...dude is a savage in the ring.

But on the mic, no.

[fromthetown]

I'm not saying these cats aren't talented, but this shit is advanced cheerleading routines with street dance moves sprinkled in.

Again, I'm sure many of these dudes are dope dancers but it's like they have to pander to some homogonized sensibility.

[fromthetown]

Love that the Asian cats were told to mix in some dancehall and they didn't.

And Lil Mama pretty much said, "you guys ignored the dancehall challenge, but you really rose to the challenge."

[fromthetown]

Gayness is bountiful this night.

[fromthetown]

I just watched the iconic boyz and now I understand...The entire world is gay.

[fromthetown]

How can you lose when you have Spanky from the Little Rascals popping his coochie?

You can't, that's how!

[fromthetown]

Lil Momma?

Lil Dude?

Just sayin'.

[fromthetown]

Oh, no! The crews in the bottom have to battle! Like in the Step Up movies--HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[fromthetown]

Chebeeb's crew did the best tonight.

[fromthetown]

Trapped in a hotel room that only has basic cable.

What do I watch?

ABDC.

Whatever. It's better than CSI.

[fromthetown]

Is lil momma goin Sammy Sosa with the skin lightening? Nahhh...couldn't be.

[Robotron]

Have not watched ABDC at all this year cept for last night. I was wondering what happened to 747, looks like he joined forces with Pacman to make a crew for the show.

I know I am late, it's all good.