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G
02-08-2007, 08:52 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b27/thefunkyjunky/selfportrait.jpg


Fuck you I'm an artist. Your vision is simply too limited to grasp the complexity of what I create. I'm too far ahead of my time for the simple-minded peons of this and future generations, and I will be worshipped as a creative GOD in a millennia.

Ge0m3tRiC
02-13-2007, 09:25 PM
Someone did this on conceptart.org and they got flammed off the forums. I thought it was funny though:p

Humga
03-15-2007, 10:29 PM
absolutly magnificant.

YOU my friend are a genious.

The simple complexity of this artwork is just beyond imagination.

The simple sharp lines outlining this figure shows this mans personality of simplicity yet absolute distinctiveness.

Unlike artists of today and centuries before G's time portraits are portrayed shoulder up, G's ingeniously encompassed his entire body within the frame of his artwork. This act although extremely daring is ingeniously portrayed, by placing his entire entity onto the frame once again emphasizing G's absolueness.

Obvious Evidence of influences from the Abstract impressionists, Cubists and even the Post-modernists such as Pollack, Picasso and Morimura. The cubist elements appropriating the Ancient egyptians is a move of utter genious unthought of by any artist before. These elements create a sense of sincerety, dept with bouts of character.

The coursely drawn hand represents no other then societies flaws. Cleverly positioned creates a microcosm of today and multitudinous dept of allegorical meaning.

The masterful balance and contrast of the white backround and black outlines without a doubt represents the racist and ignorant backround of G. His pains skillfully manipulated in this portrait touches the heart of the viewer and brings them towards another level of understanding.

Kaimo
03-16-2007, 05:14 AM
Those... are absolutely.... the straightest angles I HAVE EVER SEEN. You my friend are a genius in disguise.

Please enlighten us with the secrets to you success so that we may further bask in the glory that is your art.

:lol:

Dr_Girthinstein
07-03-2007, 10:35 AM
G puts the "G" in Genius.

G
07-04-2007, 11:40 AM
absolutly magnificant.

YOU my friend are a genious.

The simple complexity of this artwork is just beyond imagination.

The simple sharp lines outlining this figure shows this mans personality of simplicity yet absolute distinctiveness.

Unlike artists of today and centuries before G's time portraits are portrayed shoulder up, G's ingeniously encompassed his entire body within the frame of his artwork. This act although extremely daring is ingeniously portrayed, by placing his entire entity onto the frame once again emphasizing G's absolueness.

Obvious Evidence of influences from the Abstract impressionists, Cubists and even the Post-modernists such as Pollack, Picasso and Morimura. The cubist elements appropriating the Ancient egyptians is a move of utter genious unthought of by any artist before. These elements create a sense of sincerety, dept with bouts of character.

The coursely drawn hand represents no other then societies flaws. Cleverly positioned creates a microcosm of today and multitudinous dept of allegorical meaning.

The masterful balance and contrast of the white backround and black outlines without a doubt represents the racist and ignorant backround of G. His pains skillfully manipulated in this portrait touches the heart of the viewer and brings them towards another level of understanding.

You have come the closest to understanding the depth of what I create, yet your understanding is a mere pin in an ocean of infinite themes manifested in the crude digital visage I have graced humanity with in this thread.

Dr_Girthinstein
07-08-2007, 08:03 PM
Golly, Mr.G. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

duongbong
07-09-2007, 08:25 PM
HAHHAAHA!!! dirty!!!