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Old 12-18-2006, 10:00 PM
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WHEATON -- A senior at Wheaton North High School last week ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing and left it on a condiments cart in the upperclassmen's cafeteria, school officials said Thursday.

The student returned the bottle to the cafeteria's condiments cart.

Sodexho, the school's food service provider, requires that condiment containers be emptied and washed every other day.

However, Principal Jill Bullo said company officials are unsure whether the container was washed Wednesday after lunch. If it was not, students would have been exposed to its contents during the last two lunch periods Dec. 6 and all five on Dec. 7, after which the container definitely would have been cleaned, Bullo said. At the very least, students would have been using the bottle's contents during fourth- and fifth-period lunch on Dec. 6.

The student confessed to contaminating the bottle Tuesday, school officials said, adding it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or has become sick from it, school officials said.

Apparently the student bragged to friends about what he had done during his lunch period Dec. 6, and one of them told school leaders Tuesday, said Gary T. Catalani, Wheaton Warrenville School District 200 superintendent.

"I don't believe that they thought it to be true, but students were talking about this rumor," Bullo said.


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Old 12-18-2006, 10:16 PM
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adding it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or has become sick from it, school officials said."

No one's gonna get sick, you big babies...
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some guy at work was telling me he read this thing that said that if a girl swallows at least twice in her life it helps prevent some form of cancer
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That's just a lie to get girls to suck and swallow.
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Wanna come over and prevent some sort of cancer? :naughty:
FOR TEH WIN.
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Old 12-18-2006, 10:17 PM
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Hi I'm Jigsaw from the Cancer Prevention Association of America, this will not hurt a bit.
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:07 PM
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Sodexho sux. they provide food to the marine corp and I would rather eat an MRE then eat the crap they make:z
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