Well I guess I should say something. - West Coast Poppin

Dr_Girthinstein · #1 06-12-2008, 04:31 PM

So there have been new rules laid down from the boss. I got no issues with this because hey, if we wanna be a thriving community all striving to accomplish a common goal. We have to have some kind of structure or else we'll fall in to complete anarchy. As fun as that totally is, it's not a good environment for making friends.

However.

Being that this IS the 'Funny Stupid Videos and Jokes' forum, and the whole point of this place is to clown on shit and spew forth ridiculous nonsense, I don't want these new rules to put a damper on the insanity here.

So by all means, have at it.

Just some guidelines:

1.) Thou Shalt Not Suck.
For the love of god, before you post, quickly ask yourself, "Is this at all interesting on any level?" If the answer is "Yes" then go for it. Just don't suck. I beg you.

2.) Thou Shalt Not Put Thy Socks In My Sammach.
Know where you are before you post. This place is for JOKES, not drama. If you even think of unloading spam here I will shove my BANHAMMER so far up your ass that your grandma's panties will get drenched.

3.) Thou Shalt Not Cause Drama In The LBC.
Or bring any in to it for that matter. I like to think of this place as completely removed from the whole popping world. Personal attacks made in here will be dealt with appropriately. You get three strikes. The third warning will result in a permanent ban. You will get banged on SO HARD... All deep in that ass.

4.) Thou Shall Cleanse The Sand From Thy Vagina.
Don't get butt hurt. Seriously, things can get pretty grisly in here and you gotta have a thick skin. We hold nothing sacred here, everything is ripe for parody. Unless you are specifically mentioned, get off your high horse and roll with it, cause face it, you KNOW that shits true. That's why it's funny.

5.) Thou Shall Take Responsibility For Thy Epic Fail.
If you inadvertently post something fucking LAME and catch shit for it, don't bitch. Lameness is a misdemeanor under the "Don't Suck" rule and is fair game for clownage. To tell you the truth, the best way that you could possible handle it is to roll with it. The Late Mitch Hedburg was a master at turning FAIL to WIN, follow his example.

Other than that it's all gravy. Do what you wish.

Seriously, just go nuts.

All deep in that ass.